Finalists will be selected and the winner will be chosen at the Bike-In Movie picnic this Saturday evening. You can still get a last-minute entry in by e-mailing drinkwaterrobert@hotmail.com.
And now, for fun, here is my own badass story..
I was at a stop sign waiting for the traffic to clear in front of me, when a woman in a car behind me honked the horn and screamed out her window that she had the right to pass me and be first at the intersection. She swore like a sailor, her face was contorted and red, and she appeared on the verge of having a stroke. I had Gatorade in my water bottle — undiluted — and squirted it onto her windshield. She made the mistake of turning on her wipers, which turned the sugary drink into a sticky sheen on the glass. I heard the car’s washer-fluid pump buzzing, but the nasty hag appeared to have forgotten to fill the tank. I pedalled off, while she was stuck at the stop sign with an opaque windshield.